My Spam Love in Picspam Form!

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This is part one of two, possibly three for my Spam Reasoning. This one is all about the extra web-content. "iHave a Question," "iAct it Out," and a single "Hey, What Am I Sitting On?"

To come - episode canon and (possibly?) a flat out list.

Caution - it's a bit ... excessive. And not always about the ship. Hope you like!

First of all, this is my first official picspam... be gentle, please. I'm not sure how it'll turn out.

For now, the first Spamy picspam of my own making, we are going to stay soley on the dot-com. Trust me - I have Spam moments dear to my heart that everyone deems canon... but these are the screencaps available to me right now - for the kick-off-ish post for "Pimp Your Ship"!!! (Me being a mod at the groovysmoothie and all. XD



Okay, so this screen-cap is technically stolen from folkloric_feel. Still, as she has said in her original picspam... just look at them. They're discussing something totally unrelated to the segment they're about to film in which they subject Freddie to their kink and I - just - awwww!! They're having a moment, and then realize they're on camera.


Okay, this is probably my favorite opening of "iAct It Out" of all time. That's a lie, but I'm still very fond of it. It's adorable. Not Spam-y in the slightest, but I had to share. (It's a very Spam-y segment overall, trust me.)


Right, sorry - Jennette just looks really pretty in this cap. And Spencer is adorably confused.


Sam: Is, is it fried chicken?
Freddie: Sam - *pushes*
...
Spencer: No idea!!
Freddie: Over there - please! *pushes*

They interrupt Freddie in exactly the same way and it cracks me up everytime. They are on similar wavelengths... they will/would/do get along marvelously. And honestly Freddie, if you want them both to pay attention, they're going to interrupt you. Leave them to their own devices...


they get distracted. By each other. I mean, who wouldn't?




Sam: Uuummm...
Spencer: Horhay's box of secrets!
Sam: What?
...
Sam: *gasp* Spongebob Squarepants!
Spencer: Wha-?
Announcer guy: We have a winner!

Okay, their shouting out things like "tv show," "first word," "first syllable" simultaneously in an effort to beat each other is ridiculously endearing and I find for Sam and Spencer, very couple-y. Don't ask me why. And truthfully, some of these were just taken because both of these people are so freaking expressive and adorable. It's just a really fun sequence. (yeah, not an excess of logic in this shippy picspam - sorry - just lots of pretty)

Buckle up kids, this is where it goes nuts on you (ergo my many, many slow-mo caps)


Spencer: Wha-?
Sam: *excited noise*!!
Freddie: *you got it motion*



Spencer: No we do not, sir! Take it back!
Sam: *singing* I am victorious!
Freddie: *still looking amused*



Spencer: Not - yet!
Sam: *still singing* I am victorious! *dances*



Spencer: Because I was going to guess that -
Sam: *dances in celebration* I am victorious!
Freddie: *sneaks on screen*



Spencer: - but this one cheated -
Sam: *dances, getting back closer to Spencer* I am victorious!
Freddie: *checks to make sure they're not paying attention to him - they're not*



Spencer: - again!
Sam: I did not cheat!
Freddie: *walks toward camera*



Spencer: I saw you look at the thing last time-
Sam: I never cheated I swear -
Freddie: I love you Carly.
Spencer: Oh no?



Spencer: Up top then!
Sam: *saying things I can't distinguish* *jumps to high five Spencer*
Freddie: *gazes creepily at camera*
*fade to black*

Summation? WIN!!! No lie, this is my favorite thing on iCarly.com as a whole. SERIOUSLY. Reasons psh - like you need any:

- Spencer yelling at the announcer man
- The fact they completely ignore logic for these segments so they can have an announcer-man
- Sam victory dancing SO. MUCH. WIN.
- I really don't know what to do with Freddie at the end of this except to just hug him. He's so awkwardly adorable.
- Spencer accuses Sam of cheating **
- Sam actually gets offended **
- Sam and Spencer bicker adorably - BICKER ** *happy dances*

Up next, some sporadic "iHave a Question" segment caps (with more logic):



Spencer: I'm Carly's brother. Psft.
Sam: *is amused*

Okay, this is stupid and little - but she thinks it's FUNNY and doesn't think he's STUPID and/or make a mean comment!! It's so uncanonical Sam that it's CANON! (if you caught onto that - kudos)



Spencer: You wanna go to Sammy Sandwiches?
Sam: I love Sammy Sandwiches!
Spencer: *nods*

Heee. Sam's love of food, Spencer wanting to go get food too... it's a little too perfect and adorable.



Freddie: HEY!

*gasp!* They're caught! Such forbidden love!



And they almost feel guilty about it. XD

And now when Sam and Freddie are fighting in a fashion I'm sure Seddies love... because it's adorable and hilarious ...



Spencer: *goes to try and stop fight*
Sam: Spencer stay outta this!

A) I don't know how Sam knew Spencer was trying to interfere - it was barely there. They are just THAT in tune with each other.
B) He's scared! She yells at him! He listens! Seriously people, is this not EXACTLY what Sam wants in a guy?



Spencer has accepted the fighting, Sam is completely comfortable leaning all up on him, and I am a happy, happy fan-girl/shipper. XD

Another "iHave a Question" - with more adorable. XD



Sam: Aww, Freddie!
Spencer: Come back Freddie!
Freddie: No! Do it without me!

*g* Sam has driven Freddie from the segment, and Spencer is utterly unconcerned. I love them. So, so much.



Sam: Does, does this cupcake smell weird?
Spencer: I dunno, let me sniff it.

A) This amazing subtle hilarious-ness could only happen with Sam and Spencer.
B) It took a very, very long time to get this cap.
C) There is some weird kind of beauty in this that I classify under "I have no idea why I ship these two, but I wouldn't have it any other way." Also - I had this cap (tiled) as my desktop background for a LONG TIME - no joke. It's just so pretty.



(prior to caps)
Sam: *pushes cupcake onto Spencer's face*
Spencer: Gah!
Sam: Yeah, boys are stupid.
Spencer: She knows that. She want to know why we're stupid.
Sam: Because they're boys.
*adorable moment(s) in caps*
Spencer: I need a napkin!

XD This? This is my second favorite moment on iCarly.com. Only Sam and Spencer could have this conversation. *loves them* Also - this scene is so very epic for me, and I have absolutely no idea why. It's just their dynamic, and their playful-ness and working together and... a whole slew of other things. It helped cement my Spam love, especially in the "miscellaneous" category.

Last little tidbit - more iAct it Out!



Spencer: Hello webernauts! *laugh* Webernauts.

This cap I took looks highly suggestive and shippy. I will be honest and admit - it's not. Sam is really just tolerating his lame-ness - which is adorable for reasons unknown all in itself. But they do look cute, don't they? And he's laughing with Sam, right? He says a joke and looks to Sam? Oh yes, I get shippy vibes.



Spencer: Wait, now what do I do?
Freddie: Just, introduce the game.
Sam: *scoff* Move.
Spencer: Eh- aww.

I really enjoy when Sam gets pushy. I am happy Spencer is no exception. But wait...



Sam: We're about to play another one one of our favorite games!
Spencer: I was doing it!
Sam: Then do it!

1st - *giggle*
And okay - this goes back to one of my most primative ideas about Spam - (**) Spencer cares when Sam is mean to him. Spencer (and Carly) know her better than pretty much anyone in the world, Carly has accepted her mean streak(s). Spencer still gets hurt, and expects better out of her. I am in love with this idea. (And it will further be expanded in Part 2 of my Spam reasoning picspam.)

Plus - they are really just too adorable. - And then Spener is completely back to normal and happy. Acting nothing out his movie musical. XD Which, surprise surprise...



Sam: Grease!
Spencer: Yeah.

Sam guesses. With minimal effort. Spencer is just plain amused, Sam is happily victorious although she is much happier when she triumphs over Spencer - and Freddie gets angry. And blames Spencer. Freddie's explanation is that Spencer showed Sam the thing - but seriously Freddie... they're Sam and Spencer - their minds just work as one in times like this. You should know by now.


Okay, that concludes my iCarly.com portion of the marvelous Spam picspam. Sure, it was wacky, sure it was a tad exuberant, and random - but hey. I love Spam, and I love their wacky, random, adorable-ness. You may think from some of these that the only reason I ship them is that they are the two prettiest people on the show. Hey, it makes sense - it's just not me. I do have more logical reasons, with canon everyone agrees on, but there just isn't enough room in one post for that.

I hope you enjoyed!!